Charlton Down XI - Report by Fingers
Our second tour to Dorset started with us like German vegetarians;
fearing the wurst in terms of the weather. But back to that later.
There was the inevitable “after you Claude” in the car park at Theale
as no-one wanted to take responsibility for leading the convoy.
Finally I set off first and most fell in behind; the exception being
Wiggy who blasted off in to the distance.
Meady and I decided to take the conventional route coming off at J13 of
the M4 and going down the A34. Led by Aygz the others took the
lesser known Hungerford route to Weymouth. Later it transpired
that they thought they were following Wiggy and had something of a
surprise when a large Asian gentleman got out of his car in a car park
in Hungerford; the one they had all like sheep followed him in to.
After lunch at the Lugger it was off to the game at Charlton
Down. As is tour tradition the opposition skipper asked captain
of the day Hamad if we would like to bat first. Hamad declined
this offer and insisted on the toss being performed; the opposition
skipper (did someone say his name was Chris?) then perhaps being
surprised when Hamad elected to bat.
James and Wiggy got the innings off to something of a flying
start. The hundred came up in the 13th over with James very much
to the fore. He was first to fifty from 37 balls with Wiggy
following from 48 balls.
However, when both were dismissed in the 90s accusations of jug evasion
inevitably followed.
Aygz had joined Wiggy at the crease and played well to reach 48 before
the rain that had been more on than off for the innings finally forced
the players from the field for an early tea.
The Charlton Down players gamely retook the field so we could finish
our innings and as the final push took place wickets inevitably started
to fall. The oddest being James’ run out. Aygz had hit what
he thought was a majestic six over long off and was in the middle of
the wicket telling James how he’d done it. During all this though
the fielder had fielded the ball and returned it to the bowler’s end
where they completed the run out of James; the look on his face when he
turned round to see the umpire’s finger giving him out being beyond my
descriptive powers.
After a quick change of innings we went in to the field. The
weather was closing in more and more and after having played for just
under 10 overs we finally took the only sensible decision and abandoned
the game. This was a real shame as Roe and Smith had shown that
Charlton Down had some powerful batting and could have given the chase
a real go.
After a few jugs of beer at Charlton Down it was back to the Lugger for
dinner. After fines there were two nominations for Dicko of the
Day:
Firstly; Aygz for following the wrong car to the wrong place on the
journey down.
Secondly; Aygz for his shameless run out of James having thought he’d
hit a six.
After a close vote Aygz was declared Dicko of the Day.
Thanks go to Charlton Down for hosting us and doing their very best to
get in as much cricket as they did.
After a typical tour morning of breakfast stories, milling around and a
pub lunch we arrived at the Martinstown ground in surprisingly sunny
conditions. Rags was captain so led by Fingers. Meady and Agers most of
the team were moaning about there likely lowly batting position and
giving the skip a hard time. Martinstown chose to bat and got off to
quick start on the artificial wicket. After a lackluster start to our
fielding performance with most of the sledging aimed at our own players
it took fine bowling from Dicko and Harry to both slow the rate and get
us in the mood for cricket. Dicko created a series of caught and bowled
chances which we missed but Harry started to make in roads with two
wickets at the other end. Fingers took over with wickets falling
regularly. The highlight was James' one handed catch of a skier that
he'd mis-judged in the strong wind. The innings closed with the final
wicket caught off the final ball on 183.
After tea we all padded up in hope of a high batting position but Hamad
and James were sent out first. James got off to a typical flier whilst
Hamad bedded down for a long innings. After we'd raced to 60, and James
had gone caught, Fingers and Hamad consolidated against the strongest
of the Martinstown bowling. Fingers, Sunny and Harry were all dismissed
in reasonably quick time. Sunny ran past a slow leg break and forgot to
play a shot and Harry was run out after picking out their best fielder
for a second chance after earlier narrowly escaping. It was left to
Skip and Hamad to bring us home which they did with three overs to
spare.
Well played to Harry, Dicko and Hamad in particular. Harry and Dicko's
spells with the ball got us into the game and Hamad showed what a well
constructed innings he's capable of playing.
| Event |
Winner |
Runner up |
Third |
Wooden Spoon |
| Cricket Top Trumps |
Meady |
Spike |
Hamad/Dicko |
Harry |
| Shut the Box |
Spike |
Rags/Harry |
Everyone else |
|
| Golf |
Meady |
Rags |
James C |
James W |
| Standing Long Jump |
Agers |
James C |
Harry |
|
| Wrong Handed Throw |
Agers |
Os |
Hamad |
|
| Darts |
Os |
James W |